有种老师，叫做“别人家的老师” [美国媒体]

每人一小段，翻译我也行！
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ABC7 News: This teacher helped save her student's life by donating her kidney.
T: My teacher marks me absent when I'm in class.

新闻内容：这位老师通过捐她的肾拯救了她学生的性命。
T：我老师在我明明乖乖来上课的时候记我缺席。

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uberv3x 572 points·13 hours ago
She can’t give those out unless she brought enough for the whole class

她不能把肾全捐出去啊，除非她的肾多到够捐给全班学生...

Milan4King 95 points·6 hours ago
I always knew she played favorites. Bitch wouldn't even let me pass the class with a 52.

我就知道她偏爱某些学生。我考了52分，这个婊子竟然不给我及格。
（译注：貌似国外考试50分以下算不及格）

alphaandtheta 7 points·1 hour ago
Try getting a B for 89.97

你试试明明考了89.97分，连个B都拿不到。

FreakJob99 18 4 points·1 day ago
Wtf in my school you had to get a 93 for an A

卧槽，我们学校你得考到93分才能拿到A。

KingWeaselFart 146 points·11 hours ago
My teacher did marked me absent when I was there more than 3 times. I didn't realize until I got my report card and it said I was absent for that class 3 more times than all the other classes that I have on the same day.

我明明去上课了，老师却记我翘课，这已经发生不止三次了。我本来一直都不知道这事，直到我收到成绩单，上面竟然写我翘那科课的次数比同一天我上的其他课的次数还多三倍。

lostinthe87 133 points·8 hours ago
Then your parents ask you why you were skipping class even though you’re such an introverted nerd that you would never be able to do that

然后你的父母就会质问你为什么翘课，即使你这个内向的书呆子永远也不敢翘课。

Xavienth 16 39 points·5 hours ago
I had this teacher that just didn't give a fuck about absents so one day i was away and all my teachers marked me as such except them which meant the automated system called my parents and told them i was skipping classes.

我有个老师根本就不管学生缺不缺课，所以有天我就翘课了。结果，除了那个老师之外，其他所有的老师都给我记了翘课，看来学校有自动的系统能直接给我爸妈打电话，告诉他们我翘课了。

Hexidian 500K Attendee ??14 points·4 hours ago
At my school your homeroom teacher marks you absent or present at the start of the day. I’m always there early because sometimes teachers will make you absent if you’re late by like one minute. Despite this I was marked absent twice and didn’t realize until my mom told me that the school called her.

在我们学校，班主任会在每天早上考勤。我每天都会早早到学校，因为有时候哪怕你就迟到了一分钟，老师还是会给你记缺席。即便如此，我还是被记缺席两次，这还是学校打电话通知我妈后，我妈告诉我的。

L_ucci 171 points·10 hours ago
She donated the kids kidney?! How awful

她把孩子的肾给捐出去了？太糟了吧。

Heptagonalhippo 14 29 points·1 day ago
Hold my kidney I'm going in!

拿住我的肾！我要上了！

HydraTowern 19 49 points·1 day ago
Wouldn't her kidneys be kinda ...big?

她的肾对孩子来说难道不会....大了些吗？

Lillis717715 24 points·1 day ago
They trim them down

医生会把它修剪到合适的大小。

HydraTower 19 12 points·1 day ago
Would they grow though? What?

移植后会再生长吗？

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Lillis717715 16 points·1 day ago
I’m not a surgeon lol but no they should only alter in size as the body grows. Transplants from what I understand are usually pretty good with staying in tune with the new body

我不是外科医生，哈哈，但是我认为它的尺寸会随着孩子身体的成长而变大。据我所知，器官移植后通常都会很适应新的身体。

DaveyTheBoxFratelli 12 points·1 day ago
similar question- the teacher looks to be about 30 or so years older than the child so assuming the child lives to be elderly would it be an issue if the kidney is like 100 years old but the person it’s in only 70?

我有类似的问题——这老师看起来应该有30岁或者更大，假设这个孩子能活很久的话，那么当她70岁的时候，她体内移植的肾脏可就有100岁了，这会不会有问题？

minimuscleR Team Kiwi Bird 17 points·1 day ago
possibly. But I would rather be 70 than 7 and die.

有可能，但是我宁愿活到70岁也不愿意7岁就死。

SHAWZMO 15 points·1 day ago
My fifth grade teacher was yelling at me and I was told I was going to work at McDonald’s for the rest of my life

我五年级时的老师对我大吼大叫，说我这辈子只能在麦当劳工作了。

matopota 24 points·2 days ago
She gave that kid her knee! Faith restored!

她把她的膝盖给那孩子啦？哦，我的信仰重塑了！ （Knee膝盖与kidney肾脏一词后半部分读音相同）

ihymfy 10 points·2 days ago
When was in math class d got thrown out for saying the right answer

上数学课的时候，我因为答对了答案而被老师赶出了教室。

AlexJones198 7 points·1 day ago
My teacher forgot about me during a fire drill. My friends did too. Didn’t even know I wasn’t with the class. I was completely on the other side of the school and once she found out she laughed. Made me feel loved to be forgotten by everyone you know and care about lol.

我老师在消防演习的时候把我给落下了。我朋友也没顾我。没人发现我根本就没跟上全班同学。我当时完全是在学校的另一端，老师发现我的时候，一个劲地笑啊。让我在被所有认识和关心我的人给遗忘落下的时候，感受到了什么是被人所爱着的，呵呵。

Miracow 18 4 points·1 day ago
I myself traded my kidney to my teacher in return for in A in the class def worth it

我把肾给了老师以换取考试成绩是A，太值了。

Khrime 3 points·1 day ago
Teachers lookin down like “what the fuck have I done I only got one of em left”

老师们会低头看自己的腹部说，”我他妈的都做了什么，我就剩一个肾了。”

my_calf_are_great 2 points·1 day ago
I was gone for a day and I made such a little impression on my teachers that they marked me as there.

我一天都没去上课，结果我的存在感太低，老师们竟然都没发现，还是给我记到了。

repeatReputation 1 point·1 day ago
Mine makes lies about me. Even if it was infrony of my face with proof against her.

我老师总是在有关我的事上撒谎。甚至在她面前就摆着能证明她说谎的证据时她还当着我的面撒谎。

pempoczky 15 1 point·1 day ago
My teacher forgot my name after 2 years of teaching me and mixed it up with one of the worst students in the class for the final report. I got her grades and she got mine

我的老师教了我两年都没记住我的名字，学期末报告的时候，他把我和班上成绩最差的那个女学生给弄混了，结果我得了她的分数，而我的分数都送给她了。